So, one day, I (17M) was playing Terraria with my friends, Among Us, Tyler life, Hudson Mohawke, And cummy bot 2000. While we were playing, Hudson Mohawke said, "Gee, I wonder if cbaters can be suicidal. Among us said "sussus" (Translation: Yeah, I wonder.) Cummy bot 2000 cummed to Cbat (We could hear his sticky fluids coming out of this uthrea.) And guess what? It appears that my alexa said "I Fucking hate my fucking life." while we were having some chit-chat. We were shocked. Cummy bot 2000 died from overcumming (He could only cum up to 730 (nice) gallons), Among us was ejected (He was not the impostor), and Tyler Life became everything that my redditor brain could not comprehend, causing my brain to shrink until it was the size of your father’s dick (This is so sad guys, can I get a C and a heckin' chonker in the chat). So, tl;dr, don't ask if your alexa is suicidal because half of your friends will die and the othee half will become ctarded and think Cbat is life, we (communism funny) live at the same time as Cbat, Cbat can go to hell and bring the devil back up to heaven, Cbat can cure everyone’s depression and all their mental illnesses, Cbat can stop world hunger and all wars, Cbat can fix this world, Cbat can make climate change go away, Cbat can make all the trash in the sea and land go away, Cbat should rule all planets, Cbat is perfect, Cbat is amazing, Cbat is a masterpiece, Cbat is Cbat.

2024-05-07 07:44:30 UTC