Biohazard: grumble
Grey Mouse: Now, now, there… Don't be so grumpy. I'm almost done.
B: Why you have to do this to me everytime after I play?
G: So you may remain clean, neat and adorable of course.
B: I'm not cute!
G: Until you grow old, you'll remain to my eyes.
B: What if I do something so awesome that anypony ever did?
G: Still cute.
B: What if I defeat the most powerful villain?
G: Still cute.
B: What if…. uh… Ah! What if I kill a dragon with my bare hooves and-
G: Now, that would be awesome. But why would you kill another creature? That would be cruel.
B: So, I would not be cute?
G: Nah. You'll still be cute.
B: GRAAAH!!!!!!
G: Woah!
B: What in Celestia's name would I have to do so you would stop considering me cute?!
G: Well, first off but stopping telling me what you would do to not be considered cute. Because it is friggin' adorable.
B: WHA?!
G: And secondly… even if you'd do that, I would still brush your mane afterward so you'd remain neat, clean and… adorable. smile
B: …. deadpan face
G: Done. Now, who's my adorable little foal who's going to have a ice cream cone for being this patient?
B: …. deadpan face
G: Hmm?
B: deep sigh I am.
G: I can't hear you (sing song)!
B: I am! Blushes And I want a chocolate one.

2020-07-03 15:38:55 UTC