Let me tell you the story when the level 600 school gyatt walked past me. I was in class drinking my Grimace Rizz Shake from Ohio during my rizzonomics class when all of the sudden this crazy ohio bing chilling gyatt got sturdy passed my class. I was watching Kai Cenat hitting the griddy on Twitch. This is when I let my rizz take over and I became the Rizzard of Oz. I screamed “Look at this bombloclat gyatt!” My rizz was so skibidi toilet rizztraining order that the latina gyatt presed charges against me. This is how I ended up in this prison cell. And my cell mate is unfortunately EDP 445 and I sadly have no more cupcakes fight him off. This is my final message. Can we get L’s in the chat?
“Kill them with kindness” WRONG!!!! CBAT REDDIT STORY TIFU / My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex is weird and a major turn off A little back story; when I first started having sex I researched into ways to be better as I was a little stiff and pretty much had no idea what I was doing. I read online that you can play music and match the rhythm in order to put on a better performance. I searched love making songs and started slowly creating a playlist in which I was comfortable matching the rhythm. There are a few songs to my playlist. However there is one song in particular, which actually happens to be my favourite, that my girlfriend hates and says turns her off in a major way. I don’t understand why it has taken her two years to tell me she hates that song, it’s a good love making song with good rhythm. I feel the way I fucked up is I could have possibly asked her previously if she likes the playlist or any songs she’d like to add/change. But to leave it for two years thinking our sex life is great but in her eyes has just been ruined by my music has left the whole situation feeling awkward and I’m a bit annoyed. I pretty much played this tune every single time so the amount of times she must have not been enjoying it, when I thought the complete opposite is annoying but also embarrassing in ways. Not to mention my previous partners, however they never complained about the song so maybe it’s just her? It’s fucked up the relationship tbh because sex feels awkward now. The other day we were having sex with no music but I was still thrusting to the tune playing in my head. She recognised this and asked me to stop. I thought this song was perfect and I always thrust along with the tune and feel it gives me the perfect rhythm for doing the deed to. I usually bust to this song and find it devastating she hates the song. the song itself TL;DR She hates my love making tunes and didn’t tell me for over two years making sex now awkward.
I’m the biggest Cbater ever. I love the Cbat Reddit story so fucking much and shit park sucks. I run a burger shop. I have murdered my parents, mayor, and cousin’s 4-year-old daughter, and turned their flesh and meat into delicious and juicy burgers for everyone to eat! I can’t stop thinking about that girl’s fucking pussy. It’s even more delicious than a burger. Cbat is better than south poop.
anonymous
2024-03-05 23:38:31 UTC
https://user-uploads.perchance.org/file/ddf83b367bab82ce83989fd2a6997af4.jpeg THIS IS SEX, NOT A PARTY! YOU DON'T NEED TO WEAR ANYTHING WHILE FUCKING TO CBAT!
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