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2023-12-17 19:40:31 UTC
I’m a little kawaii antinatalist potato! 🥔 Wait… I just checked my TikTok notifs… I got 1135 likes on one of my comments! MOM I’M FAMOUS!!!! I still hate you for creating me tho 👁️ 👄 👁️ ✨sksksksksksksksksks✨ and I oop hehe- I hate my parents like so much for creating me… like… I- also- like- I have a question… are you coming to the antinatalism tré???? 🌳 No biological parents or childbirth supporters allowed tho or I will make you eat your parents! I forgot to tell you that I killed my dad last year after he said that he loves life since he like created me and stuff! But my mom said that her life is bad so I’m making her live longer!!!! I’m so ✨edgy✨ sksksksksksks it’s giving- ✨antinatalist✨ imma kawaii potatoooooooo! Never stop smiling and… ✨𝓚𝓘𝓛𝓛 𝓨𝓞𝓤𝓡 𝓟𝓐𝓡𝓔𝓝𝓣𝓢✨… but only if they don’t want to die tho sksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksksks and I oop! SAWARASENAI KIMI WA SHOUJO NA NO? BÖKÙ WÂ ŸARIÇHIÑ BĮCCHĪ ŃO OSÛ DÀ YO AH SETSUMARETAINA KIMI NO NENMAKU NI!!!
“Kill them with kindness” WRONG!!!! CBAT REDDIT STORY TIFU / My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex is weird and a major turn off A little back story; when I first started having sex I researched into ways to be better as I was a little stiff and pretty much had no idea what I was doing. I read online that you can play music and match the rhythm in order to put on a better performance. I searched love making songs and started slowly creating a playlist in which I was comfortable matching the rhythm. There are a few songs to my playlist. However there is one song in particular, which actually happens to be my favourite, that my girlfriend hates and says turns her off in a major way. I don’t understand why it has taken her two years to tell me she hates that song, it’s a good love making song with good rhythm. I feel the way I fucked up is I could have possibly asked her previously if she likes the playlist or any songs she’d like to add/change. But to leave it for two years thinking our sex life is great but in her eyes has just been ruined by my music has left the whole situation feeling awkward and I’m a bit annoyed. I pretty much played this tune every single time so the amount of times she must have not been enjoying it, when I thought the complete opposite is annoying but also embarrassing in ways. Not to mention my previous partners, however they never complained about the song so maybe it’s just her? It’s fucked up the relationship tbh because sex feels awkward now. The other day we were having sex with no music but I was still thrusting to the tune playing in my head. She recognised this and asked me to stop. I thought this song was perfect and I always thrust along with the tune and feel it gives me the perfect rhythm for doing the deed to. I usually bust to this song and find it devastating she hates the song. the song itself TL;DR She hates my love making tunes and didn’t tell me for over two years making sex now awkward.
omg someone just said GREEN like fucking FART CLOUDS the FART COUDS THAT COME OUTTA MY NASTY SEXY FUCKING ANUS WHEN MY GIRLFRIEND (2 YEARS?!?!) BITES IT AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! AINT I SOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 If you don't think that's the funniest shit ever then you're such a fucking nigga ass cibohptraf!!! AHAHAHAH GET IT!?!?!?!?! And then I saw the letter t and i thought of like TOOT!!! LIKE THE TOOTS THAT COME OUT NIGGAS ASSES?!?!?! 🤯🤯🤯AAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK THEM RETARDED NIGGAS THEIR FARTS ARE SHIT MINE ARE SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER!!! TOOT TOOT FART FART BRAP BRAP NIGGAS TONGUE MY ANUS AHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 TODDLER PUSSY FART AHAHAHAH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LITTLE KID TODDLER FART SO GOOD 😜😜😜😜😜
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