I've waited here for oh, so long
So please don't tell me that I'm wrong
To want a friend, someone to care
A person with whom I can share
All the funny jokes I know
And all the sights I have to show

I know all kinds of super secrets
And I can pluck the threads of time
I can count up to a thousand
I can laugh and dance and rhyme
I can be your new best friend
I can break the veil of tears
I make the world's best shadow puppets
I've practiced them for years and years
I know stories I could tell
And I can write in secret code
I've got a bunny for a pet
I once made apples la mode
I've got it all, I can read minds
And I can perform magic tricks
And if you just don't like this world
We'll try again and see what sticks

I'm everything you've ever wanted
And I'm stuck here, and so are you
And we could have eternity
to do just what we want to do

So please
won't you be
my

friend?

2020-07-16 01:57:33 UTC