Flash Smile

THE WORST SHOW EVER! The show has a mission to become the worst and laziest TV show possible. Almost all of the cast are voiced by the same 2 people (probably two poor guys laying on the sidewalk), and the animation is very rushed and cheap. Not to mention each episode is 3½ Minutes, and we get a LOT of nothing. Main Characters - ROD: A 30-Year old dad. He has black hair with sideburns and a small beard, and wears plaid. He is the stereotypical loves-cars-and-sports-spoils-the-kids dad. SALLY: A 28-Year old mom. She has long brown hair and wears a teal shirt with white polka-dots. She is your stereotypical sweet-young-loves-to-bake-is-stressed mom. BRITNEY: A 7-Year old little daughter. She is black (yet talks in a non-blackish voice) with black hair and braids, and wears a pink princess dress and a crown. She is your stereotypical girly-bratty-unicorns-rainbows-pink girl. TYLER: A 9-Year old son. He has spiky brown and blonde hair and wears a green shirt with a dinosaur on it. He is your stereotypical boyish-sports-dinosaurs-skateboards boy. Episode 1: New Family House (October 10, 2022) The family is moving to their new mansion in Happy Town, and they're so excited! But home renovating goes wrong. So they work together and kaboom! It's done! There's also this really lame 1½-minute song about painting the walls. Lesson: If you're fighting, just say "guys stop! Let's get along!" and everything will be okay! Episode 2: Surprising Saturday (October 10, 2022) Rod and Sally switch bodies and personalities! Lesson: Be empathetic and walk in someone else's shoes, and crappily rip off Disney movies to get sweet copyright infringement! Episode 3: I Want It! (October 24, 2022) Britney is ecstatic over the new Lovely Pony toys at Tramlaw's, and she really wants all of them! But Sally won't let her. So she whines and whines in the aisles until she gets them all! Lesson: Beg someone for something you want until you get it, and again, rip off iconic Hasbro toylines for more sweet copyright infringement! Also, a song. Episode 4: What's Polite? (October 24, 2022) Sally and Rod take Tyler to a fancy restaurant, but he doesn't know how to be polite. So he does gross things and picks his nose and everyone else's faces. Yay! Lesson: Do the opposite of what people tell you, and be the most retarded 1-year old possible! Episode 5: Beach Fun (November 7, 2022) Britney and Sally and their friends Sara and Liam go to the beach for a day. Liam doesn't like the beach, but his mates annoy him to hell forcing him to do stuff he doesn't want to. They finally realise that he doesn't like those things, and they apologize and enjoy what he wants to do. Lesson: Force people to do things they hate, then make it up to them in the end like it's all okay! Whopee! Episode 6: How To Make A Unicorn (November 7, 2022) Easily the laziest episode of the series. It is literally just Britney and Sara singing to you how to stick an ice cream cone on a horse's head and make it stupidly pretty, dragged out into 3 and a half minutes. Lesson: Torture your viewers endlessly with a useless dragged-out song that was written in 20 seconds, and even learn to torture farm animals with dye and glue! So kid friendly educational amirite?! Episode 7: You-A-Thon (November 21, 2022) Liam hosts a Dance-A-Thon for his friends, but Sara wants to be herself, not copy the other dance moves. So she pushes Liam off a bridge, and changes it into a You-A-Thon for all her friends! Lesson: The most original, thought out, deep moral ever - just be yourself! Also, if your friend does something you don't like, they're the stupidest living thing on Earth for it! Episode 8: The Worst Movie Ever! (November 21, 2022) In Happy Town, everyone is as happy and perfect as can be. And, the annual Happy Festival is today. But then, a violent force attacks the town, and his name is Powerius Night Shadow! So what do the Happy Family do? They defeat the villain by singing songs, doing unfunny pranks, and having an epic Mary Sue power-up and turn their mansion into a castle! They also get a useless baby sidekick! Lesson: Doing unfunny stupid stuff will solve anything! And buy our merchandise! Also this entire thing is drenched out into 10 minutes you definitely wish you could get back. Trust me. Episode 9: Adventure Palace (December 5, 2022) Rod promises Baby Crystalbrite and Sara that he would take them to Adventure Palace one day. He sees them every day freaking out about how excited they are, and how many rides they're going to go on, and so forth. Then at the last minute, he admits that he made the whole thing up, and he maniacally laughs for 41 seconds straight! Lesson: Make someone ecstatic about going someplace, and then at the last minute say you're not going there and laugh in their face! That's what friends are for, kids! Right!? Episode 10: A Very I-Don't-Carey Christmas (December 5, 2022) An 8-Minute special. It's Christmas eve, and The Happy Family need to submit their Wish Lists to the North Pole! So they go on a mission to get there, and meet Santa Claus! And then they become reindeer and all is bright! WHOOP DE FREAKIN' DOO! Lesson: No lesson here! There is very educational stories of slavery and sexual harassment though! Hehe...uh, Merry...Christmas? Also, songs! Episode 11: From Eww To Eee! (December 19, 2022) Rod, Sally, Britney and Baby Crystalbrite find a pimpled, dirty-teethed fat girl on the sidewalk, and they go EWWWW! and bully her! They build a Pretty People salon to make uglys look like hotties! They get TONS of customers. Lesson: Don't care about who someone is inside! It's just their looks that matter! And if they're ugly, give them extreme plastic surgery! Now THAT'S what I call Kindness 101! Episode 12: Lost Kids (December 19, 2022) Baby Crystalbrite and Tyler get lost in Rich City! Sally tries to warn the town about it, but they don't care about 2 TINY CHILDREN out on their own, and just go on with their lives. Sally gives up and then warns them again, and they still don't care! When they're finally just lost, she magically makes carbon copies of them with a Come-To-Life Printer, and all is great! The episode ends with them in a cave fainting. Lesson: No real "lesson" here, just pure nonsense filler. But, a reminder: If two people are lost, well FRICK! Just let them get lost, and make copies of them like they never even went! Episode 13: Works Like Magic! (January 2, 2023) One day, while playing in the yard, Liam realizes that Tyler's burps are magic! They can do all people's chores for them, work-free! So Liam goes around town spreading his friend's enchanting burps everywhere, but it gets to the point where everyone hates it 'cause it smells. So instead they build a robot that can still do all those chores for you! Lesson: Well, other than the random "magical" nonsense, don't do your work, kids! You don't have responsibility at all. That's a great lesson EVERY kid needs! Also, a song. Episode 14: The New Guy (January 2, 2023) A Japanese kid (stereotypes galore!), Drippledip Jadavious, is new to Britney and Tyler's class, and they try to make friends with him. Wow, the only NICE thing they ever do! When he doesn't like what they like, they're SHOCKED! So they force him to do/watch/play all the things they do, and he immediately loves them! The end! Lesson: If someone doesn't like something, show them how much you love it and they'll immediately love it too! Episode 15: Hooyyy!!! (January 16, 2023) Drippledip and Liam see who can last a full 30 minutes with JUST singing "HOOOOYYYY!!!"! The Happy Family find it annoying, and go to extreme lengths to stop them, but it goes ONNN for the entire episode! Lesson: Back to Ep.4: be a retarded 1 year old!, and when someone fucking DEATH THREATS you to stop, never stop! I wonder where this would lead... Episode 16: Camp Barrelgrass (January 16, 2023) The Happy Family go camping, but Tyler's so paranoid about HIS safety that he forgets about his family. It TRIES to have a good plot, but then it just chops to the most stupid side-plot ever: Britney freaking out about the bugs! And then by the end of the episode we COMPLETELY "forget" the part about Tyler's forgetfulness. Lesson: Care about everyone - I mean uh - no lesson to see here! Haha! Also, a song. Episode 17: Oh No? Where'd The Dog Go? (January 30, 2023) It goes the same way as every other "Missing!" kids show episode. Rod loses his dog, Honey! That we never mentioned in this series up until now! He and Sally go around and ask everyone if they've seen him, they say no. Sally recommends tracing Rod's footsteps, so they go to the places he was last. HUZZAH! They find the dog in the shoe store! But bro...how do you lose your pet in a shoe store??? Lesson: None! Wow, this is a long no learning streak! Just another perfectly happy ending! Episode 18: Sister Switch-Eroo (January 30, 2023) AH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN! Do I have to explain it? Two random cat sisters switch places for the day and in the end they now know to "scurry in each other's paws"! Lesson: Same as episode two, be empathetic and walk in each other's shoes! If even ONE of this show's episodes gets a rating higher than 4 I will EXPLODE. Episode 19: Bully Adventure! (Feb.13, 2023) Over February vacation, Tyler and Rod go around on a bullying spree! And they don't realize in the end what they should do in that free time and got ahead of themselves. Yeah...that's basically all that happens...Lesson: Seemed like it was gonna be something along the lines of "vacation doesn't mean 'go and do whatever you want'", but instead we just get 2 minutes & 10 seconds of these guys punching and making fun of everyone because HURHUR! PUTTING PEOPLE DOWN AND VIOLENCE FUNNY! Episode 20: Valentine's Day In Happy Town (Feb.13, 2023) Sally admits she doesn't like Valentine's Day in public, which makes everyone FREAK OUT!!! AAAA SOMEONE DOESN'T LIKE THE HOLIDAY WE DO! The whole episode is just them freaking out. And I would never lie to you, you know that. At the end, Sally says sorry and everything's fine again! Um...huh? Lesson: Hey kids! We learned a valuable lesson too-dae! If someone says they dislike something YOU DO LIKE, then rudely scream it out! Come on, at least earlier episodes had stories that would kind of fit the show length... Episode 21: Britney's Big Birthday Surprise (Feb.27, 2023) This plot is so fucking bland. It's Britney's birthday! But everyone seems to forget. She gets all sad, and complains on and on that she never gets the perfect presents. But then, everyone throws a surprise party for her and she gets EVERYTHING SHE WANTS, including a car, $800K, and a mansion! Lesson: If you're little bratty kid will not stop nagging for the love of Satan, don't discipline or have a talk with them! NO! Give them everything they want! Episode 22: On Your Mark, Get Set... (Feb.27, 2023) The Happy Family are having a race at the Amazing Racing Track (wow, they musta stayed up all night creating that name!), but everything goes wrong: Tyler gets in an accident, one of the cars is not the color Sally wanted (really stupid and out of character, you think they would've made Britney be upset about that), and Rod is worried about all the smoke in the air. Oddly, nothing bad happens to Britney though! In the end, they realize it doesn't matter what happens, as long as they stick together, everything is bright! Lesson: Oh, it doesn't matter if your grandma drowns, your cousin's getting bullied, or your daughter's getting ran over by a steam roller! Everything's still good if you're in the same place! Episode 23: Tea Party (Mar.13, 2023) Sally and Sara are having a tea party (stereotypes already?), but things go wrong: first, Baby Crystalbrite knocks everything off the table, then, Rod mistakes the broken dishes for food, and invites his family over to eat some wonderful glass! No one can be that dumb. At the end, the two girls just have some cupcakes and watch Crystalbrite have a tantrum while they laugh and make merry. Lesson: Be the dumbest dummy on the planet and eat harmful things on purpose! And don't forget to make people that are sad feel even more sad by having so much fun right in their face! Episode 24: Farts! (Mar.13, 2023) Rod accuses Tyler of farting on his food! Then Tyler blames Crystalbrite for doing it. For Rod's assumption, Crystalbrite puts him up to a fight and she kicks his booty. After that, Tyler needs some ass ointment, but learns to not assume. To celebrate what he learned, he puts on a fart party for the whole family! Lesson: Don't assume, but told in the weirdest (and possibly grossest) way in TV history. Episode 25: The End (Mar.26, 2023) An 8-Minute special. The Happy Family are going to ascend to the Royal Family of Stupidity, and that means they'll always be away from everything they love. So they have their last moments together, and even Sara and the REAL Baby Crystalbrite and Tyler come back! And of course, there's that power-up crap. WAIT! They actually USED their power-ups? Lesson: Just, love something even when you're apart from it? Is that even a lesson?

Not Bueno

WTF! FLASH!

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HEY BROTHER!

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FlashFace

Holy Flash!