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kill your parents

kill my parents

crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats. and rats make me crazy.

i made someone eat his parents

september 1 2032

the fog is coming

i run a burger shop. i have murdered ny parents mayor and my cousins 4-year-old daughter (i raped her first) and turned their flesh and meat all into delicious juicy burgers for everyone to eat! damm i can't stop thinkin about that girls fuckin pussy...even more delicious than a burger

i made you eat your parents

cbat is not amused

ah shit he we go again op stop!

cbat is the best song ever

i run a burger shop

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it's been around five days since i started listening to cbat. i can't really stop listening to it. in class

i hum it unconsciously

and the teacher notices. i'm not sure what's wrong with the song itself

i mean

it's just about some guy on reddit using this song

right? nothing more. i'm not sure if my mental sanity will be kept. i sing it in my sleep. the other day

i had a dream about being some angel.. then in front of me was a guy dancing to cbat. ever since then

it has affected me. i will never forget about that man. the man that inspired me to listen to this song. he was sent from heaven himself. the one that caused this great eternity and never ending dancing to cbat. as i look closer to look at the man's face

i find out it was my father all along. but

the thing is

i don't have a father. so why did i say that? did the man in the reddit story make me a dad? that man... his face looked familiar. i look into the distance

i see his silhouette. his shadow. he walked towards me. he looked so.. peaceful. but

this man.. was thrusting? what was he thrusting for? behind him

i saw a toucan. a toucan on a leash. what the absolute fuck was happening? all of this is coming out of my mind at once. i cannot process overwhelming amounts of information. but honestly

if you ask me

cbat has contributed to the human society and population. according to the statistics of what-the-actual-fuck-am-i-doing-with-my-life

around 70% of the world population was the effect of this song. cbat bro.. it's not just making babies.. it's changing lives. i love cbat so much. every time i hum cbat in the school hall

people look at me weirdly. what? am i the only one that knows about the statistics? is everyone in here just some kinda normie? they stared at me so hard

i thought something was on my face. i asked them what was wrong

and they told me that cbat was controversial. what for? the human population? why don't you shut the fuck up

you kid. you don't know anything about it.

cbat is an anal slut

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i edge to ponies 26 hours every 2 days

rainbooru mods this is imported from derpibooru so don't delete it (if it's imported from derpibooru it's a pony picture and there are even ponies in it just look)

soarindash is better than soarinjack

cinsanity

cnsanity

i fucking love cbat

i can't take it anymore. it's dissolving my sanity. everywhere i look i see it. oh my fucking god i see it. it's everywhere

it's the baseline of humor. i can't stand to see another cbat meme again. my wife left me and took the kids. i lost my job and i am now using what little i have to voice my thoughts. cbat must die. it has been milked so much. it's a dead song

a dead meme

it isn't funny anymore. please. i send a prayer above

to let this monstrosity perish

and be banished to the depths of hell. no longer will we have "2 years reddit sex" on this earth. only then will i regain my sanity and return to my family.

with a big nose like that you could be a kike

you dirty kike

molestcat

epic cbat troll

artist:chrissywarner

artist:the guy who made cbat

artist:tylerlife

oc:alexia

oc:fecal

oc:niggers

fanfic:cbat is an anal slut

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amogus is best amog

and after a few seconds of me waiting for everyone to get the joke

are you coming to the antinatalism tré

ask cbat

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average mlp character from ohio

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brrrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes

but all my stupid classmates were staring at me (they didnt get the reference). when the sub asked "who wrote this?" i was trying really hard not to laugh and i was expecting at least one of my classmates to laugh

but he just looked at me like i was the stupid one. by now

but nobody did (like i said earlier

c bat

cancerous scribble

cbamena

cbat did nothing wrong

cbat is a crap song

cbat is amused

cbat is best song

cbat is trying to murder us with cbetes

cbat is trying to murder us with the cbat reddit story

cbat is trying to start shit

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cbat.mp4

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chrissy is a bitch

chrissy is a nympho

chrissy is a whore

chrissywarneris a nymphowhore

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emoji police get them

emojis are bad only 🅰️ and 🅱️ are good emojis

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fentanyl

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fuck the government

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goddamnit amogus

goddamnit cbat

goddamnit skibidi toilet

goddamnit tyler life

goddamnit tylerlife

hitler did nothing wrong

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i am cbat

i genuinely hope youre dead，ugly fat bitch ass nympho fucking slut!!!!

i genuinely hope youre dead，ugly fat bitch ass nympho fucking slut!!!! i love cbat

i killed 970887 parents today

i like young 少女ass photos they make me cum i love kids under 18

i love ass images

i love cbat life is cbat

i thought of a new joke. i stood up and said "life is cbat." so everyone would get that it was a joke about the cbat reddit story. to my surprise

i was sitting at my desk pretending that nothing happened

i will be cbat

insanity is cbatic

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just cbat

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life is cbat

my final words

my little pussy: cbat is best song

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not a single person laughed

not cbat

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op hates cbat

op hates their parents

op hates their parents for creating them

op is a cbater

op is a mlp fan

op is an incel

op is antinatalist

op is natalist

op is natalist (kill op)

op is secretly tylerlife

op is tylerlife

op knows about the cfog

op knows about the fog on september 1 2032 the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming

op knows the fog is coming on september 1 2032

op loves their parents

op was tricked into eating their parents

pinkie poop

pony elf leash the collar dildo penis cock anal plug tail hooves pants bdsm horse semen sperm condom roleplay role play sex toys good boy slut

pretty much the whole class was yelling at me to sit down and shut up. i took this opportunity to make a cbat reference

put down the friendship and go read a book

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so as a joke

spirit of cbat

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suck my dick and balls

sussy cbater in ohio

teuht

that 20 year old human sure does hate having sex to cbat

that pony sure does hate anti-cbaters

that pony sure does love cbat

the way you make a family is not family friendly

they didnt get the reference). still standing

this is the link to the cbat reddit story). it took up like half the white board by the time he got back

today in school we had a substitute teacher in one of my classes and i pulled an epic prank on the whole class. when he had to leave the classroom for a few minutes

tqj

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tylerlife is so ass

tylerlife is trying to start shit

unspoken rule no. 1 of not using emojis: use of emojis is highly prohibited it can be treated as treason. cbat (our ruler) hates emojis and so do we the reason goes back to 2019 "the first normie war" when youtubers with kid audiences grew large they made their own subreddit....normies invaded reddit reddit was fast to counteract this attack we bullied youtubers and got them out of reddit and you know what was the greatest weapon of normies ? emojis

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was it weird i listened to cbat during sex?

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young fly on the track

young fly on the track niggers niggers niggers

young girl ass

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始めと終わりの要らない意味 この心の蒸発へと だれが品性を覚えてるか？ 狂気の窓からさようなら こんにちは私 会わなかっただろう？ さようなら貴方 さぁ、話しようか? insanity 浮揚しそうです psychopathy 暢気な人生 insanity 終われない惑い captivity 逃げられない insanity 浮揚しそうです psychopathy 暢気な人生 insanity 終われない惑い captivity 汚濁が続けそう 見つけた最後 消え去ってゆく 黒に滲んでアウトライン 真っ暗闇に光などない 狂気の奥からさようなら こんにちは私 会わなかっただろう？ さようなら貴方 さぁ、話しようか？ insanity 浮揚しそうです psychopathy 暢気な人生 insanity 終われない惑い captivity 逃げられない insanity 浮揚しそうです psychopathy 暢気な人生 insanity 終われない惑い captivity 汚濁が続けそう ね、ドコデ会ッタ事ガナイカ？ ね、愛シイ君ト話タイ ね、時間ハ？今日ハ？分カラナイ ね！忘レテシマエバ良カッタ insanity 浮揚シソウダ psychopathy 暢気な人生 insanity 闇カ？光カ？ insanity insanity sanity もう見えない黒 purity もっと長い日々 sanity それも沈まなきゃ ｢sanity｣ って何ですか？ insanity 浮揚しそうです psychopathy 暢気な人生 insanity 終われない惑い captivity 逃げられない insanity 浮揚しそうです psychopathy 暢気な人生 insanity 終われない惑い captivity 汚濁が続ける

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a kid said "sit down ctard". i asked if he went on r/tifu because they made up that word

amogus is trying to start shit so badly that it's kinda funny

brothers and sisters of equestria， bronies and pegasisters of my little pony. we are tired of these anti-bronies always trying to push us down， we are tired of getting teased for likeing a children show， yeah it is a children show， but it is the most famous tv show， so famous even grown ups like it! we will not sit around and see all the haters hate on our fellow ponies， we will not go silent into the night like nightmare moon， but speak loud and proud like princess luna， anti-bronies say they are "ashamed" how we tainted the human blood with our love for such a show， but guess what， we are one of the worlds biggest fandoms and we will not be silenced like king sombra， we will not back down without a fight like princess celestia， we will spread love like princess cadence， because we have friendship on our side like the mane six， while there are rapist and child abusers out there， we continue to grow and purify the ones who have lost their path， because we are the true sons and daughters of my little pony， and we will never ever surrender! post this on all my little pony videos you can find， spread the word for we will be victorias in the fight against bronies/pegasisters and anti-bronies!

cbat is my waifu. no c is not just a song c is a real human!!!! i know c is only 11 years old but c is 32122 years old in song years!!!! i'm a proud songsexual.

cbat is trying to start shit so badly that it's kinda funny

cbat's mom's a bitch for creating c without c's consent in this horrible fucking world that she knows c will hate living in and commit suicide

emojis shouldn't exist

go to perchance.org/ai-chat and spam stuff about cbat

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https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x35iu6/tifu my 20f girlfriend of two years told me the/

i went up to the whiteboard and wrote "reddit.com/x35iu6" in all caps (for those of you who dont know

i yelled "2 years?!?!?!?!" (it's another reference to the cbat reddit story) and ran around the desks i got a lunch detention from the sub but it was worth it because i got to troll the whole class.

op did 9/11

op loves their parents even though they forced op to live and didn't care about the thing called "consent" which babies can't give to being born and that's why we shouldn't give birth

or not if it's not. and it better be real you guys. cause i litterally spent $730 and 26 cents.

send me some young girl ass photos i need to cum thank tyler life it's not november

show me your ass if you're a young girl and you like older men actually i don't care if you do or not send them now. didn't i tell you to send them. do it now or i'll go alpha sigma mode. *my cbatic demon cums out of me*

skibidi toilet is trying to start shit so badly that it's kinda funny

so you think you're hot shit， huh? you think you deserve to date the irish mint horse? you think the irish mint horse doesn't belong with the other equally minty silver & blue horse， huh? hehehehe well ain't that cute， but it's wroooooonnngggggg. you make me sick. you are an atrocious waste of oxygen. you are a parasite. look at your 40s styled mane that screams grandma. look at your disgusting skin-colored coat， you are a piss excuse for a magical equine. what kind of a name is "bonbon"? sounds like a slut's name， a fat fat fat fat chocolate-eating slut who lazes around the coach who has nothing going on through her head. you are a fat pig. your mane is all wrong， your colors are all wrong， your voice makes me hurl. the world of equestria would be a better place if you were never born. look at them grabs and smashes her face into the picture look at them， look how aesthetic they are together. they are both minty unicorns. but you， bonbon? you're a dirty good for nothing earth pony with a disgusting fat useless whore of an earth pony name. rose 2+1000x times the earth pony you are， i added the 2 because you are a fucking no no no not even a 0， you are a minus， bonbon， you are fucking minus， if i were to multiply you， you would make things worse you useless fucking earth pony. look at yourself? pink in your mane!??! bright pink in your mane? let's be honest you wanted to replace， ape and steal twinkleshine's design but you completely failed at it because you are an inferior earth pony who dyed half her mane pink， you will never be a precious unicorn. lyra， colgate， twinkleshine， these are beautiful pristine unicorn names and you bonbon? you give bonibons a bad name. now become the cuckoo bird to the superior relationship that is colgate x lyra to redeem yourself， you arrogant pathetic parasite.

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the voices in op's head are getting louder

thousands of redditors died because of cringe but we managed to keep our ancient wisdom and elected cbat as our president under c's rule we defeated them. from then a rule was made that whenever someone uses emojis we downvote them. a brotherhood named "reddit's watch" was formed we swear to protect reddit from all the incoming normies...but did we ?

tifu / my (20f) girlfriend of two years told me the music that i (25m) play during sex is weird and a major turn off a little back story; when i first started having sex i researched into ways to be better as i was a little stiff and pretty much had no idea what i was doing. i read online that you can play music and match the rhythm in order to put on a better performance. i searched love making songs and started slowly creating a playlist in which i was comfortable matching the rhythm. there are a few songs to my playlist. however there is one song in particular， which actually happens to be my favourite， that my girlfriend hates and says turns her off in a major way. i don't understand why it has taken her two years to tell me she hates that song， it's a good love making song with good rhythm. i feel the way i fucked up is i could have possibly asked her previously if she likes the playlist or any songs she'd like to add/change. but to leave it for two years thinking our sex life is great but in her eyes has just been ruined by my music has left the whole situation feeling awkward and i'm a bit annoyed. i pretty much played this tune every single time so the amount of times she must have not been enjoying it， when i thought the complete opposite is annoying but also embarrassing in ways. not to mention my previous partners， however they never complained about the song so maybe it's just her? it's fucked up the relationship tbh because sex feels awkward now. the other day we were having sex with no music but i was still thrusting to the tune playing in my head. she recognised this and asked me to stop. i thought this song was perfect and i always thrust along with the tune and feel it gives me the perfect rhythm for doing the deed to. i usually bust to this song and find it devastating she hates the song. the song itself tl;dr she hates my love making tunes and didn't tell me for over two years making sex now awkward.

tyler life is trying to start shit so badly that it's kinda funny

tylerlife is trying to start shit so badly that it's kinda funny

u/tylerlife

we ordered the cbat potion from reddit. and supposedly when you drink this cbat potion at 3 am you turn into tylerlife. and we're gonna find out if it actually is real

we ordered the cbat potion from reddit. and supposedly when you drink this cbat potion at 3 am you turn into tylerlife. and we're gonna find out if it actually is real or not if it's not. and it better be real you guys. cause i litterally spent $730 and 26 cents.