cbat is not funny. bro everyone be like OMG SO FUNNY IM DYING. bro it's not funny. It never was. The song is annoying and the reddit post is prolly a lie. just shut the fuck up shut the fuck up about all of it i've had enough of this cbat shit stop stop stop stop stop stop stop like im not even fucking kidding anymore every time i see a stupid ass "haha sex sex cbat 2 years reddit!!!" meme i want to fucking bash my head against a wall more and more god now i know how anti cbaters feel holy shit whenever i see this dried up husk of a meme resurface it feels like my brain is getting grated with 25 grit sandpaper like bro this shit is genuinely SO UNFUNNY i would rather have an army of fifth graders praising communism and big chungus in my fucking house than hear one more FUCKING cbat meme i'm not kidding this shit GENUINELY pisses me off oh yeah im not pissed off today either nothing bad happened to me i'm just genuinely fucking sick of this same shit every god damn day. THE FLESH IS STRINGYYYYY THE EYEBALLS GO POP POP LIKE FISH EGGS YUM YUM CBAT YUM YUM 2 YEARS I EAT MY FAMILY ALIVE THEY ARE TRYING TO SNATCH THEIR ORGANS BACK BUT THEY ARE SO TASTY MMMMMM TODAY I FUCKED UP MMMHM I'M RIPPING MY WIFE'S LOWER JAW OFF AND IT IS CRUNCHY THE SHAVINGS OF HER BONES ARE STUCK IN MY TEETH, I'LL WEAR YOU DOWN TO A BRIGHT PINK LAYER OF SKIN, SO SENSITIVE THAT EVEN THE TEARS OF SWEET, INNOCENT CHILDREN WILL BURN AND RAVISH YOU WITH PAIN, I'LL SLICE YOUR EYEBALLS OPEN AND RUN MY FINGER NAIL ALONG THE CORRUGATED TEXTURE OF YOUR IRIS WITH MORBID SATISFACTION, I'LL TEAR YOUR FLESH OFF LIKE SOFT, SWEET, TENDER CHICKEN ON A BONE, I'LL LET YOUR BLOOD TICKLE MY THROAT AS IT SLOWLY RUNS DOWN INTO MY STOMACH, YOUR FLESH IS SO MUSHY AND SENSITIVE IT BREAKS APART ON MY TONGUE AS IT SQUISHES AND OOZES BLOOD THROUGH THE GAPS OF MY TEETH HAHAHAHA CBAT HAHAHAAHA MY GIRLFRIEND HATES MY SEX MUSIC!!!! This song has ruined my fucking life. I'm going to end it and take you all with me because I can't bear to hear or see anything anymore. Any sentence I hear is distorted into cbat, any time I hear the words 2 years, today I fucked up, sex, bat, ANYTHING, human pattern recognition turns it into cbat. I close my ears and i hear cbat, the gates of my soul get opened by cbat and I can feel the festering sclunge of words pour in, filling all that I am with the ringing noise of cbat. My dreams are the only place, i can truly escape this. acursed. meme. this meme should be long gone. dead. gone. but it keeps resurfacing, why cant i escape it? i ask. but i cannot question that fact anymore. cbat. cbat is everywhere. cbat is you. me. myself. the world. it is reality. everywhere you may look. you will see it. you have to repent now. before the reddit posts rain from the sky. and rain hell upon us puny humans, for not repenting. this event is known as the “cleansing” where the r/tifu posts. will rain down. and kill all the non believers(anticbaters) and ascend the believers(cbaters). i cannot escape cbat. it cannot escape me. this dead meme will never die, you must repent. you must believe. you must spread the message of tyler life. or else when the cleansing comes. you will not ascend to the space ship. you will be left here with the anticbaters, to die. and to suffer for eternity. CBAT IS LIFE! CBAT IS EARTH! WE ARE CBAT! WE CANNOT ESCAPE! WE ARE CBAT! WE ARE CBAT! WE ARE CBAT! Repent now, you anticbaters. and become cleansed. repent now. before its too late. Cbat must die.

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