I can't take it anymore. It's dissolving my sanity. Everywhere I look I see it. Oh my fucking god I see it. It's everywhere, it's the baseline of humor. I can't stand to see another cbat meme again. My wife left me and took the kids. I lost my job and I am now using what little I have to voice my thoughts. Cbat must die. It has been milked so much. It's a dead song, a dead meme, it isn't funny anymore. Please. I send a prayer above, to let this monstrosity perish, and be banished to the depths of hell. No longer will we have "2 years reddit sex" on this Earth. Only then will I regain my sanity and return to my family. My dreams are the only place, i can truly escape this. acursed. meme. this meme should be long gone. dead. gone. but it keeps resurfacing, why cant i escape it? i ask. but i cannot question that fact anymore. cbat. cbat is everywhere. cbat is you. me. myself. the world. it is reality. everywhere you may look. you will see it. you have to repent now. before the reddit posts rain from the sky. and rain hell upon us puny humans, for not repenting. this event is known as the “cleansing” where the r/tifu posts. will rain down. and kill all the non believers(anticbaters) and ascend the believers(cbaters). i cannot escape cbat. it cannot escape me. this dead meme will never die, you must repent. you must believe. you must spread the message of tyler life. or else when the cleansing comes. you will not ascend to the space ship. you will be left here with the anticbaters, to die. and to suffer for eternity. CBAT IS LIFE! CBAT IS EARTH! WE ARE CBAT! WE CANNOT ESCAPE! WE ARE CBAT! WE ARE CBAT! WE ARE CBAT! Repent now, you anticbaters. and become cleansed. repent now. before its too late.

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