No one can despise cbat you nigga kike

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Cbat, you little anti-cbater? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Fuck-Up School, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on anti-cbaters, I dated and fucked a girl for 2 years and I have over 730 confirmed fuck-ups. I'm the top fucker to Cbat. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, anti-ctard. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over twenty six billion ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire TIFU subreddit and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will cum fury all over you to Cbat and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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