Millions of humans suffered from Cbat Insanity Derangement Syndrome (CIDS) during a uptick in popular of the song “Cbat” by Hudson Mohawke after a Reddit post involving it got popular. It is a serious mental issue that represents a fundamental decay of the human mind’s ability to comprehend shapes and patterns, and overrides the victim’s personality, resulting in repeated laughter and fits of tears accompanied by use of words such as “2 years”, “Cbat is life”, “Today I fucked up”, “My girlfriend hates my sex music”, and more. The disease has no known cure, and victims may unfortunately be driven to the point of suicide, or worse, go on murder rampages, saying “They said they were an anti-cbater”.

2024-03-26 14:30:45 UTC