Cbat is life, I live at the same time as Cbat, Cbat can go to hell and bring the devil back up to heaven, Cbat can cure everyone’s depression and all their mental illnesses, Cbat can stop world hunger and all wars, Cbat can fix this world, Cbat can make climate change go away, Cbat can make all the trash in the sea and land go away, Cbat should rule all planets, Cbat is perfect, Cbat is amazing, Cbat is a masterpiece, Cbat is Cbat

GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! THE CBATERS ARE COMING THE CBATERS ARE COMING! NOOOO THE CFOG IS COMING THE CFOG IS COMING I MUST DIG THE BATS OUT OF MY SKIN I MUST DIG THE BATS OUT OF MY SKIN HUMAN FLESH TASTES LIKE BEEF HUMAN FLESH TASTES LIKE BEEF. THE MONSTER UNDER MY BED IS GOING TO KILL ME! 2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS! SEPTEMBER 1 2032 THE DESTRUCTION OF EVERYTHING!!! MY SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON CAUSED MY TESTICULAR TORSION! THE HAT MAN IS OUT TO GET ME NOOOOOO!

Nobody: Teacher: Do you need headphones? Kid named Phones: AYOOOOOOOOOOO Teacher: THAT WASN’T FUNNY! GET OUT OF MY CLASS!!!! Redditors: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!.!.!:!!:!! Cbaters: That wasn’t funny! Only Cbat is funny! *everybody liked that* Keanu Reeves: big chungus wholesome 100 Elon Musk: Hi- Cbat: shut up Elon you have kids and I’m antinatalist Cbaters: yeah and also you’re a very problematic xsexual person! Instagram moms of 6: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT’S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ALL THE MOMMAS AND PAPAS OUT THERE!!!! LIKE I KNOW I FORCED MY KIDS INTO EXISTENCE BUT I LOVE THEM!!!! I WORK SO HARD FOR THEM AND YOU JUST BASH ME FOR EXISTING?!?!?!?! Cbat: shut the fuck up! I’m 26% cooler than you! *EVERYBODY LIKED THAT!!!!*

Wannabe south park characters. LET ME TELL THE TRUTH. South park is a TV show, not a "about to act a character from the series online" type of show. South park characters are not real, never was real. South park isn't a real place, neither it existed. I hope all the people who are the users of 200+ south park character accounts know what they are doing, because I want people to change for the better and have their own cbatic personalities, not act like some fictional character from a TV show and make people online believe that you are that character. Also, the Cbat meme is better. Have you seen all the copypastas about Cbat? They’re funnier than that stupid show. I’m antinatalist and the Cbat Reddit story never mentions parents. Not even once. Have you realized that Cbat is life? I live at the same time as Cbat. Cbat can go to hell and bring the devil back up to heaven. Cbat can cure everyone’s depression and all their mental illnesses. Cbat can stop world hunger and all wars. Cbat can fix this world. Cbat can make climate change go away. Cbat can make all the trash in the sea and land go away. Cbat should rule all planets. Cbat is perfect. Cbat is amazing. Cbat is a masterpiece. Cbat is Cbat. What do you mean? I’m not making Cbat my whole personality!

Cbat is life, I live at the same time as Cbat, Cbat can go to hell and bring the devil back up to heaven, Cbat can cure everyone’s depression and all their mental illnesses, Cbat can stop world hunger and all wars, Cbat can fix this world, Cbat can make climate change go away, Cbat can make all the trash in the sea and land go away, Cbat should rule all planets, Cbat is perfect, Cbat is amazing, Cbat is a masterpiece, Cbat is Cbat

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The other day I trolled my natalist history teacher with cbat (aka the best song ever) so hard in class. She was saying something about loving parents and birthing more children being good and I just stood up and said "cbat is better than childbirth". My entire class looked at me and I seized the moment by doing my most epicest troll face and then I said "trololololololol haha owned" and sat back down. My anti-cbatic classmates were so shocked at how epic my roast was that nobody said anything for a solid 5 minutes and just looked at me! Haha when you troll a nataliste parente lovere withe cbate amirite.