Nobody forgets their first troll. I sure don't. It feels like it was just yesterday, September 3 2022, it was the first day of sixth grade, when I was sitting at the back of Mr. Humphrey's math class writing cbatic stuff on the pages of my math book. A wee lad I was, but my brain was anything but wee. I was smart, and today of all days would prove it so. You see, I sat beside a boy named Jason Filmore who was constantly berated by his classmates for having no friends, being very dumb, having a small penis, being anti-cbatic, having dead parents cuz he’s anti-cbatic, and also being anti-cbatic. I wasn’t gonna have any of this, and I was determined to help a fellow anti-cbater! I whispered to him, “hello. it is I my friend, a fellow cbater willing to help another.”. “really?” He said with a glimmer of hope. “NO” I answered. “You’re an anti-cbatic VIRGIN SIMPLORD!”. Everybody in the class laughed as I shoved my erect 12 incher right into his mouth. The people laughed harder, but I wasn’t finished. I then placed my cock on his cock just for him to get a massive fuckin simpsword cuz he’s gay as fuck for cock. The laughs only erupted more from his gayness. “Say something mean about anti-cbatic people! Stupid-ass AntiCson Filmore deserves it!”, a classmate interrupted. I spoke from the heart, “no. cbatism is for nerds.” Everyone went silent. “I was joking, anti-cbaters should die!” The girls in my class got so horny from my cbatism that they started sucking me off. My straight prowess made Jason feel more insecure. In the midst of my epic suck-off, Jason had the fuckin audacity to ask me, “why? Why do you do this? What makes a human being do this to someone?” I lifted all the ctards’ heads off my Megatron , “le ebic cbatic troll.”

2024-04-02 08:22:41 UTC