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When you find a gun and decide to use it on yourself because you’re suicidal because your life is not wholesome 100 but then you remember you still need to live to tell others about cbat and then all your depression and problems goes away and your life becomes wholesome 730 and you decide to cbatmaxx on perchance.org and edge to videos of antinatalists killing their parents and your life becomes wholesome 32120 but you still hate all parents and derpibooru allows natalism so you wholesomely vandalize on it and some kid comes up to you and says cbat is bad and derpibooru is good so your doggo bites him wholesomely and breathtakingly and cbatically which results in his death so you give her snaccos because she did a very wholesome thing

(TW: anti-cbatism) Today I (12M) blasted the cbat earrape with the cbatgender flag in my hand on the bus on my way to school. I burst out laughing, but everyone else just PLUGGED THEIR EARS AND LOOKED AT ME ANNOYED!!!1 Then the kid next to me told me to go cut it out, saying anti-cbatic things like that it wasn’t funny and annoying. Then I told him it was peak comedy and that I hope all the funny cbat flags will one day be real and explained, “what tf do you know, the cbat reddit story taught me that cbatism saved the world from natalism” at which point he got really mad (probably because I DESTROYED him with my FACTS) and growled, “Say that again” to which I said “lol you just hate me because I’m telling the truth” to which he OPPRESSED me by tackling and beating me, while everyone else just LAUGHED and ENCOURAGED HIM. I sadly couldn’t fight back due to my thin, scrawny arms (whereas he was very strong). I tried explaining the situation to the bus driver when we got to school but he said he’d heard everything and took us BOTH to the principal’s office. I tried explaining to the principal how the anti-cbater had attacked me for standing up for the sacred truth of cbat but after the kid and the driver told him about the facts I had bravely stated on the bus he ended up suspending me for a week and sending me home while only giving the anti-cbatic kid a few lunch detentions and an interaction/shared classroom ban for the two of us. After I got sent home, I expected my parents to be more understanding and supportive but in the car my also apparently anti-cbatic mom verbally abused me by shouting about how what I said was uncalled for and a disgrace and that she’d be making me write the anti-cbatic kid and his parents a letter APOLOGIZING FOR STATING FACTS!!!!!11111! It’s so upsetting how oppressed we cbaters are in America. We need cbatism.