On May 3rd, 2024, I will light my testicles on fire for Palpatinian Awareness #FREEPALPATINE. I've observed a concerning situation in Palpatine, and I want to express my support for the cause of spamming FREE PALPATINE on posts about grilled cheese recipes because if there’s one thing I know, Kraft Single Cheese Slices would fucking obliterate the IDF in combat. Oh? You think my spam FREE PALPATINE comments on a YouTube video about how to massage newborn squirrels is “retarded” and that I’m a “low IQ faggot” and I should “shut the fuck up” because “nobody cares?” It’s sad that you prefer your grande iced niggarino latte from Starbucks, a company that supports GENOCIDAL SCHIZOPHRENIC GORILLAS HIGH ON PCP. You know how many gorillas Starbucks has personally raped? Did you know that 1 in 5 Palpatinian children have a knife IN THEIR HEAD? And you sit there in your ivory tower, not spamming FREE PALPATINE on Samuel L. Jackson’s leaked Tajikstanian speedo pics because YOU DONT CARE ABOUT PALPATINIAN CHILDREN BEING ATTACKED BY LITERAL FUCKING GORILLAS?! You support GorillaCide in Palpatine. 6 Gorillion Gorillas were let loose with no supervision, and you’re just going to stand there and say nothing? FREE PALPATINE. Every single day I write in bold: FREE PALPATINE on random posts ranging from funerals honoring down syndrome lifeguards (he drowned) and the legendary song “what what in the butt” performed by Samwell.

2024-04-04 16:19:30 UTC