Nobody: No one at all: No one on this planet: Not even thanos: Not even Bill Nye the science guy: Not even the KKK: Not even cancer patients: Not even Ugandan knuckles: Not even Steve from Minecraft: Not even Elon Musk: Not even LeBron James: Not even the LeBron James Kid: Not even my left nut: Not even ISIS: Not even Obama: Not even Trump: Not even John Wick: Not even Mike Wazowski: Not even Jahseh Onfroy: Not even Spongebob SquarePants: Not even the Duolingo owl: Not even gekyume's foreskin: Not even lightning McQueen: Not even Playboy Carti: Not even NASA: Not even Ricardo Milos: Not even big chungus: Not even Drake: Not even buzz light-year: Not even Harriet Tubman: Not even Mark Zuckerberg: Not even grumpy cat: Not even Hugh Hefner: Not even Bill Gates: Not even half the population of India: Not even black people: Not even white people: Not even Luigi: Not even Helen Keller: Not even Queen Elizabeth III: Not even God himself: Not a single living organism in the world: British People Having Sex: mmmm yes splendid ah indeed scrumptious carry on good heavens i’m arriving (with cbat playing in the background)

I ebic trolled my skool and ley gave me stoopid after school detention so basically it was le middle of the class le teacher is explaining something I yell “my girlfriend hates my sex music” (a cbat reference) le teacher gets mad le students stare at me nobody laughed at my funny cjoke everyone hates me le anti-cbatic principal gave me after school detention so I tricked him into eating his parents and licked his salty tears from September 1st

*insert le funy door creek that sounds like cbat*

*insert le funy door creek that sounds like cbat*

*insert le funy door creek that sounds like cbat*

*insert le funy door creek that sounds like cbat*

I ebic trolled my skool and ley gave me stoopid after school detention so basically it was le middle of the class le teacher is explaining something I yell “my girlfriend hates my sex music” (a cbat reference) le teacher gets mad le students stare at me nobody laughed at my funny cjoke everyone hates me le anti-cbatic principal gave me after school detention so I tricked him into eating his parents and licked his salty tears from September 1st

I ebic trolled my skool and ley gave me stoopid after school detention so basically it was le middle of the class le teacher is explaining something I yell “my girlfriend hates my sex music” (a cbat reference) le teacher gets mad le students stare at me nobody laughed at my funny cjoke everyone hates me le anti-cbatic principal gave me after school detention so I tricked him into eating his parents and licked his salty tears from September 1st

I ebic trolled my skool and ley gave me stoopid after school detention so basically it was le middle of the class le teacher is explaining something I yell “my girlfriend hates my sex music” (a cbat reference) le teacher gets mad le students stare at me nobody laughed at my funny cjoke everyone hates me le anti-cbatic principal gave me after school detention so I tricked him into eating his parents and licked his salty tears from September 1st

I ebic trolled my skool and ley gave me stoopid after school detention so basically it was le middle of the class le teacher is explaining something I yell “my girlfriend hates my sex music” (a cbat reference) le teacher gets mad le students stare at me nobody laughed at my funny cjoke everyone hates me le anti-cbatic principal gave me after school detention so I tricked him into eating his parents and licked his salty tears from September 1st