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so my parents died and i was tricked into eating them

but i’m happy they’re dead. so basically i’m antinatalist and i hate my parents for creating me. childbirth isn’t cbatic or wholesome. “omg nooooo i just woke up from my baby dream!!!!” that’s good the baby wasn’t born you’re so selfish for wanting to give birth!!!! ugh those tiktok normies. so anyways i hate them i had to go to school and it was so anti-cbatic so i dropped out. and when i grow up i have to fucking work!!!! jk i won’t work my dumb sister who is okay with being controlled by the government will work for me. work has no cbat related shit. i’m never working or returning to school. i hate my parents for creating me. i hope you all enjoyed my funny epic entitled parent moment!