CBAT, WE CAN'T BOTH EXIST. I'M GOING TO BECOME HALF OF YOU. AND I NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT EVERY MOMENT YOU LOVE BEING YOURSELF, THAT'S ME, LOVING YOU AND LOVING BEING YOU. BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY. YOU'RE GOING TO BE A HUMAN BEING.

CBAT, WE CAN'T BOTH EXIST. I'M GOING TO BECOME HALF OF YOU. AND I NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT EVERY MOMENT YOU LOVE BEING YOURSELF, THAT'S ME, LOVING YOU AND LOVING BEING YOU. BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY. YOU'RE GOING TO BE A HUMAN BEING.

CBAT, WE CAN'T BOTH EXIST. I'M GOING TO BECOME HALF OF YOU. AND I NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT EVERY MOMENT YOU LOVE BEING YOURSELF, THAT'S ME, LOVING YOU AND LOVING BEING YOU. BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY. YOU'RE GOING TO BE A HUMAN BEING.

CBAT, WE CAN'T BOTH EXIST. I'M GOING TO BECOME HALF OF YOU. AND I NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT EVERY MOMENT YOU LOVE BEING YOURSELF, THAT'S ME, LOVING YOU AND LOVING BEING YOU. BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY. YOU'RE GOING TO BE A HUMAN BEING.

https://www.reddit.com/r/chili/comments/1bd0l14/my_chili_today/ this looks like shit idk why idkmyusernamelolz is obsessed with this shit

I'm Dick Harrison, and this is my porn shop. I work here with my daddy and my son, Big Cock. Everything in here has an erection and a price. One thing I've learned after 69 years - you never know what is gonna cum through that door.

CBAT, WE CAN'T BOTH EXIST. I'M GOING TO BECOME HALF OF YOU. AND I NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT EVERY MOMENT YOU LOVE BEING YOURSELF, THAT'S ME, LOVING YOU AND LOVING BEING YOU. BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY. YOU'RE GOING TO BE A HUMAN BEING.

CBAT, WE CAN'T BOTH EXIST. I'M GOING TO BECOME HALF OF YOU. AND I NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT EVERY MOMENT YOU LOVE BEING YOURSELF, THAT'S ME, LOVING YOU AND LOVING BEING YOU. BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY. YOU'RE GOING TO BE A HUMAN BEING.

CBAT, WE CAN'T BOTH EXIST. I'M GOING TO BECOME HALF OF YOU. AND I NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT EVERY MOMENT YOU LOVE BEING YOURSELF, THAT'S ME, LOVING YOU AND LOVING BEING YOU. BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY. YOU'RE GOING TO BE A HUMAN BEING.

CBAT, WE CAN'T BOTH EXIST. I'M GOING TO BECOME HALF OF YOU. AND I NEED YOU TO KNOW THAT EVERY MOMENT YOU LOVE BEING YOURSELF, THAT'S ME, LOVING YOU AND LOVING BEING YOU. BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO BE SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY. YOU'RE GOING TO BE A HUMAN BEING.

apolgy for bad english it is my first languagen’t. where were you when peopl startd saing cbat wasn’t funy. i was at house having secks when phone ring. “cbat is ded meme it not funy stop posting about it” “no”

Who the fuck is cbat? I’m so sick of being left out of the joke. Who is this fucker? Is this just one big goof on me? Are they even real? Who the fuck is sea bat? And more importantly, if they are real, why do they have musical sex for two years up their ass? What did this person do to make the entire internet hate them? Did they make an edgy joke? That’s probably it. They probably said “traps are gay” on twitter and hurt your wittle feewings. Seriously who the fuck are they? I get really irritated every time I see a post about them. Just the other day my dad said “cbat reddit two years” and I fucking lost it. My vision went blurry and I said “it’s cbatin time.” I bashed his head in with his lucky 9 iron. He always did love that thing more than me. So reddit, AITA?