WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Reddit Guy's Weird Sex Music or Cbat by Hudson Mohawke refers to reactions and memes made about a post to the /r/TIFU subreddit in which a user complains about his girlfriend's frustration with the music he prefers to play during intercourse. The story initially went viral on Twitter, before migrating to TikTok where people attempted to replicate how he would likely thrust to the beat of the song in question, "Cbat" by Hudson Mohawke. The only way to save yourself is to send this to 73026 people and put your finger up my ass while I'm farting!

I ebic trolled my skool and ley gave me stoopid after school detention so basically it was le middle of the class le teacher is explaining something I yell “my girlfriend hates my sex music” (a cbat reference) le teacher gets mad le students stare at me nobody laughed at my funny cjoke everyone hates me le anti-cbatic principal gave me after school detention so I tricked him into eating his parents and licked his salty tears from September 1st