Rainbooru

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I can’t stand this any more. Every single fucking person I see says “2 years” SHUT THE FUCK UP. I have heard “cbat is life” more than I have heard “I love you.” I cannot fucking take this anymore. I would rather get fucked by Shaq to meme songs (not cbat though). I would rather end up in a viral execution video than hear “MY GIRLFRIEND HATES MY SEX MUSIC” One more FUCKING TIME. I will do what the black guy with the lighting said if I have to hear my friends talking about cbat ONE MORE TIME. I would rather have 20 big black guys with names that have apostrophes in them jump me while ripping off my skin with their bare hands than hear about THE CBAT REDDIT STORY one more FUCKING TIME. This shit is ruining the world. People have called gen z bad for this but it’s fucking my generation. Gen z was almost over it but you fucking millennial fucks have taken it over. You ARE the problem. Any time I hear anything that has to do with cbat I want homelander to do to me what he did to that blind hero. Any time I hear “erm what the bat haha 2 years” I want Drake to rip off his floppy churro, shove it down my throat, and cause me to die of suffocation. Any time I see someone posting about cbat over the age of 12 I want to doxx them all over the internet. The internet is a problem that needs to be taken care of. I can’t take this anymore. This isn’t a joke any more.

2024-05-05 18:47:00 UTC

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jpg i can’t stand this any more. every single fucking person i see says “2 years” shut the fuck up. i have heard “cbat is life” more than i have heard “i love you.” i cannot fucking take this anymore. i would rather get fucked by shaq to meme songs (not cbat though). i would rather end up in a viral execution video than hear “my girlfriend hates my sex music” one more fucking time. i will do what the black guy with the lighting said if i have to hear my friends talking about cbat one more time. i would rather have 20 big black guys with names that have apostrophes in them jump me while ripping off my skin with their bare hands than hear about the cbat reddit story one more fucking time. this shit is ruining the world. people have called gen z bad for this but it’s fucking my generation. gen z was almost over it but you fucking millennial fucks have taken it over. you are the problem. any time i hear anything that has to do with cbat i want homelander to do to me what he did to that blind hero. any time i hear “erm what the bat haha 2 years” i want drake to rip off his floppy churro shove it down my throat and cause me to die of suffocation. any time i see someone posting about cbat over the age of 12 i want to doxx them all over the internet. the internet is a problem that needs to be taken care of. i can’t take this anymore. this isn’t a joke any more.

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i can’t stand this any more. every single fucking person i see says “2 years” shut the fuck up. i have heard “cbat is life” more than i have heard “i love you.” i cannot fucking take this anymore. i would rather get fucked by shaq to meme songs (not cbat though). i would rather end up in a viral execution video than hear “my girlfriend hates my sex music” one more fucking time. i will do what the black guy with the lighting said if i have to hear my friends talking about cbat one more time. i would rather have 20 big black guys with names that have apostrophes in them jump me while ripping off my skin with their bare hands than hear about the cbat reddit story one more fucking time. this shit is ruining the world. people have called gen z bad for this but it’s fucking my generation. gen z was almost over it but you fucking millennial fucks have taken it over. you are the problem. any time i hear anything that has to do with cbat i want homelander to do to me what he did to that blind hero. any time i hear “erm what the bat haha 2 years” i want drake to rip off his floppy churro

shove it down my throat

and cause me to die of suffocation. any time i see someone posting about cbat over the age of 12 i want to doxx them all over the internet. the internet is a problem that needs to be taken care of. i can’t take this anymore. this isn’t a joke any more.

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anonymous

2024-05-05 20:52:37 UTC

I had a really cool day at church today. They were baptising people and reading the bible and other boring stuff. While they were praying, I asked Jesus if he is a cbater. No one laughed, though, so I said "r/woosh." (funny reddit reference) No one laughed, which is kinda stupid. Doesn't everyone use reddit? so I said "my girlfriend hates my sex music" /cr. Everyone was angry at me, for some strange reason. Then, the anti-cbatic priest said "be quiet, this is the church meeting," so I screamed "CHURCH MEETING? MORE LIKE R/TIFU MEETING!" The scream was so hard that a piece of the ceiling fell to the floor. During the basket handouts, I said "thanks for the gold kind stranger" and put all of the free money there in my pockets. Before anyone could do anything, I used my 100 iq to hack into the speakers and play the song "cbat" by hudson mohawke. Still, no one understood, which is kinda cringe. The rest of the church wasn't that interesting. The priest said "Genesis 23:6 Sir, listen to us. You are a mighty prince among us. Bury your dead in the choicest of our tombs. None of us will refuse you his tomb for burying your dead." I went up to the fallen ceiling tile and slammed on it, saying "R/TIFU MEETING!" hoping he would laugh. All of a sudden, the pentagram on top of it started glowing just like the button and summoned the r/tifu mods! The priest was done with my funny jokes and tried to kick me out of the church, but luckily, I shoved his head into the baptism water just in time. My mom tried to report the dead body by calling the police, but I cbatically killed her with my bare hands. I used the cross to kill the rest, but not before one called 911. When the police came, I said "it's just a prank bro" and jumped out of the window. After that, I went home and spent all of the free money I was given on reddit gold. Cbat is life.