Rainbooru

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I can’t stand this any more. Every single fucking person I see says “2 years” SHUT THE FUCK UP. I have heard “cbat is life” more than I have heard “I love you.” I cannot fucking take this anymore. I would rather get fucked by Shaq to meme songs (not cbat though). I would rather end up in a viral execution video than hear “MY GIRLFRIEND HATES MY SEX MUSIC” One more FUCKING TIME. I will do what the black guy with the lighting said if I have to hear my friends talking about cbat ONE MORE TIME. I would rather have 20 big black guys with names that have apostrophes in them jump me while ripping off my skin with their bare hands than hear about THE CBAT REDDIT STORY one more FUCKING TIME. This shit is ruining the world. People have called gen z bad for this but it’s fucking my generation. Gen z was almost over it but you fucking millennial fucks have taken it over. You ARE the problem. Any time I hear anything that has to do with cbat I want homelander to do to me what he did to that blind hero. Any time I hear “erm what the bat haha 2 years” I want Drake to rip off his floppy churro, shove it down my throat, and cause me to die of suffocation. Any time I see someone posting about cbat over the age of 12 I want to doxx them all over the internet. The internet is a problem that needs to be taken care of. I can’t take this anymore. This isn’t a joke any more.

2024-05-06 12:09:26 UTC

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jpg i can’t stand this any more. every single fucking person i see says “2 years” shut the fuck up. i have heard “cbat is life” more than i have heard “i love you.” i cannot fucking take this anymore. i would rather get fucked by shaq to meme songs (not cbat though). i would rather end up in a viral execution video than hear “my girlfriend hates my sex music” one more fucking time. i will do what the black guy with the lighting said if i have to hear my friends talking about cbat one more time. i would rather have 20 big black guys with names that have apostrophes in them jump me while ripping off my skin with their bare hands than hear about the cbat reddit story one more fucking time. this shit is ruining the world. people have called gen z bad for this but it’s fucking my generation. gen z was almost over it but you fucking millennial fucks have taken it over. you are the problem. any time i hear anything that has to do with cbat i want homelander to do to me what he did to that blind hero. any time i hear “erm what the bat haha 2 years” i want drake to rip off his floppy churro shove it down my throat and cause me to die of suffocation. any time i see someone posting about cbat over the age of 12 i want to doxx them all over the internet. the internet is a problem that needs to be taken care of. i can’t take this anymore. this isn’t a joke any more.

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i can’t stand this any more. every single fucking person i see says “2 years” shut the fuck up. i have heard “cbat is life” more than i have heard “i love you.” i cannot fucking take this anymore. i would rather get fucked by shaq to meme songs (not cbat though). i would rather end up in a viral execution video than hear “my girlfriend hates my sex music” one more fucking time. i will do what the black guy with the lighting said if i have to hear my friends talking about cbat one more time. i would rather have 20 big black guys with names that have apostrophes in them jump me while ripping off my skin with their bare hands than hear about the cbat reddit story one more fucking time. this shit is ruining the world. people have called gen z bad for this but it’s fucking my generation. gen z was almost over it but you fucking millennial fucks have taken it over. you are the problem. any time i hear anything that has to do with cbat i want homelander to do to me what he did to that blind hero. any time i hear “erm what the bat haha 2 years” i want drake to rip off his floppy churro

shove it down my throat

and cause me to die of suffocation. any time i see someone posting about cbat over the age of 12 i want to doxx them all over the internet. the internet is a problem that needs to be taken care of. i can’t take this anymore. this isn’t a joke any more.

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anonymous

2024-05-06 13:47:41 UTC

Guys I am in 7th grade and we’re learning inverse operations and I asked the teacher if 26+2 was 730 and she said no but she didn’t know about the epic cbatic prank I pulled! All my friends stood up and said “trolololololol!” It was so funny! Not only that but I took my calculator and threw it at the teacher and she collapsed instantly! I LOLed out loud and pulled down my pants to reveal my erect shaft! Now everyone in the school was jerking off to the rhythm of Cbat (epic song) while ROTFLing all at the same time! My cringe normie teacher watched us and screamed for help but my friend jumped onto her, made an epic Cbat Reddit story reference, and pooped in her mouth! What a funny ctroll! I approached the teacher and took off her pants and underwear as my friend tied her to the floor! I started to do the sex to cbat and it felt really good! My friend thought it would be cool if she peed into her mouth while we sexed the teacher and we both continued sexing her cbatically! I came inside her ass and my friend came in her mouth! After that, everyone else came and shouted "CBTPWR!" And the best part was that everyone's cum was in the shape of the letter "C"! It was an epic class and I even got to leave school early! My unepic mom said that my friend was a bad influence and I'd have to go to a special school! What an anti-cbater! TEECHER RECTTT!