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So, it’s Sunday and my Christian family are making me go to church for a Church Service, when we got there we had to sit down in a chair and then a song started playing and we had to sing so I started playing Cbat by Hudson Mohawke from my phone (another song which is WAY better than the one the church was playing) really loudly untill I was Told to stop by my mom. I called her an anti-cbater and I was told to be quiet. When the priest was talking about the last supper I thought it would be funny to interrupt and yelled “TODAY I FUCKED UP!!!! MY GIRLFRIEND OF TWO YEARS HATES MY SEX MUSIC!!!!” And nobody laughed (I assume they haven’t seen the meme) and I was told to get out of the church which is pretty anti-cbatic, anyway now my mom is yelling at me for being an idiot even though I’m way funnier then her

2024-05-13 17:14:55 UTC

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so
it’s sunday and my christian family are making me go to church for a church service
when we got there we had to sit down in a chair and then a song started playing and we had to sing so i started playing cbat by hudson mohawke from my phone (another song which is way better than the one the church was playing) really loudly untill i was told to stop by my mom. i called her an anti-cbater and i was told to be quiet. when the priest was talking about the last supper i thought it would be funny to interrupt and yelled “today i fucked up!!!! my girlfriend of two years hates my sex music!!!!” and nobody laughed (i assume they haven’t seen the meme) and i was told to get out of the church which is pretty anti-cbatic
anyway now my mom is yelling at me for being an idiot even though i’m way funnier then her

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anonymous
2024-05-13 19:03:09 UTC
I tested positive for the SP virus and only Cbat can cure it.
anonymous
2024-05-13 19:03:09 UTC
I tested positive for the SP virus and only Cbat can cure it.
anonymous
2024-05-13 19:03:10 UTC
I tested positive for the SP virus and only Cbat can cure it.
anonymous
2024-05-13 19:03:10 UTC
I tested positive for the SP virus and only Cbat can cure it.
anonymous
2024-05-14 10:33:28 UTC
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