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Don’t commit suicide. If you feel sad remember that the universe is billions of years old and you happen to be living at the same time as the creation of the cbat reddit story

2024-06-02 09:37:11 UTC

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anonymous
2024-06-02 16:27:02 UTC
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anonymous
2024-06-02 20:53:59 UTC
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Reddit Guy's Weird Sex Music or Cbat by Hudson Mohawke refers to reactions and memes made about a post to the /r/TIFU subreddit in which a user complains about his girlfriend's frustration with the music he prefers to play during intercourse. The story initially went viral on Twitter, before migrating to TikTok where people attempted to replicate how he would likely thrust to the beat of the song in question, "Cbat" by Hudson Mohawke. The only way to save yourself is to send this to 73026 people and put your finger up my ass while I'm farting!
anonymous
2024-06-02 20:54:09 UTC
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Reddit Guy's Weird Sex Music or Cbat by Hudson Mohawke refers to reactions and memes made about a post to the /r/TIFU subreddit in which a user complains about his girlfriend's frustration with the music he prefers to play during intercourse. The story initially went viral on Twitter, before migrating to TikTok where people attempted to replicate how he would likely thrust to the beat of the song in question, "Cbat" by Hudson Mohawke. The only way to save yourself is to send this to 73026 people and put your finger up my ass while I'm farting!
anonymous
2024-06-02 21:07:26 UTC
Hey guys. today I'm going to tell you how Cbat tore my family apart. My father was talking to someone on his phone and mentioned sex. "HAHA YOU SAID SEX!! 2 YEARS!! SEX TO CBAT?" I asked. He sighed deeply. I guess he just wasn't in the mood for my hilarious cbat antics, (they are very humorous.) Anyway, my dad told me "Okay son, that's enough. You have been talking about this meme for almost 2 years." 2 YEARS??!? DID MY DAD JUST SAY 2 YEARS!?!??!? "HAHA DAD YOU ARE BEING VERY CBATIC RIGHT NOW. I THINK THAT YOU ARE SECRETLY TYLERLIFE!!" I screamed very loudly, and made a big grin on my face. "Son please stop" he told me, tears in his eyes. "DAD YOU ARE SO CBATIC, IM 100 PERCENT SURE YOU'RE SECRETLY TYLERLIFE!!!" I took a screwdriver and tried jabbing him in the arm, so that he could be cbatic no longer. Immediately my mother came into the room to see what all the noise was. "SON WHAT ARE YOU DOING" she screamed, clearly everyone was panicking. I had to think. Then, I yelled "SEX! SEX! SEX! MY GIRLFRIEND HATES MY SEX MUSIC!". I thought she would laugh at this. Still, they looked at me in shock. "UH, R/TIFU MEETING GUYS! WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING AT ME?" My mother had a phone in her hand and was calling 911. "Oh good, you're calling more cbaters to help with TylerLife." Then, I was grabbed by several cops (#ACAAC). "2 YEARS!!!!!!! 2 YEARS!!!!!!" I yelled as they put handcuffs around me and put me to the ground. No one finds my jokes funny, I thought. So many ANTI-CBATERS!!!!!! Anyway, my parents have disowned me and since then I've been living in a foster home for 3 weeks. One day I'll write about my cbat antics with my foster siblings. TODAY I FUCKED UP!