Cbat is life, I live at the same time as Cbat, Cbat can go to hell and bring the devil back up to heaven, Cbat can cure everyone’s depression and all their mental illnesses, Cbat can stop world hunger and all wars, Cbat can fix this world, Cbat can make climate change go away, Cbat can make all the trash in the sea and land go away, Cbat should rule all planets, Cbat is perfect, Cbat is amazing, Cbat is a masterpiece, Cbat is Cbat

OF COURSE ITS CBAT RIGHT HAHAHHAHA ITS CBAT I FUCKING HATE EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU "COMEDIC" GENIUSES WHO MIGHT AS WELL LIVE OFF OF THE FUCKING WORD. YOUR LIKE A 13 YEAR OLD WHO LEARNED ABOUT THE CBAT REDDIT STORY EVERY FUCKING DOOR CREAKING SOUND IS CBAT TO YOU PEOPLE DO YOU HEAR THE DOOR CREAK IN YOUR INSANE ASYLUMS AND GO "HAHAHHA CBAT DOOR!!!!" YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE ALZHEIMER VICTIMS WHEN YOU'RE AT FUCKING STAGE 5 EVERYWHERE AT THE END OF TIME YOU'LL ONLY REMEMBER "CBAT" AT THAT POINT YOU GODDAMN HUMAN RELAY RADIOS. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

i went to my usual class today when the teacher told me that i had been moved to "special education classes". obviously this must of have been a joke so i said "THATS ANTI-CBATIC!" (cbat joke). the teacher told me to go to the special education classroom now so i started to run around screaming "2 YEARS 2 YEARS 2 YEARS" however the teacher wasnt pleased. suddenly she walked up to me and escorted me to the principals office. "DONT YOU GET IT? ITS A CBAT JOKE YOU UNCULTURED SWINE" i said as the teacher pulled me through the hallway. when i got there he told me to take a seat but instead i slammed his desk and screamed "R/TIFU MEETING". the principal told me to stop right now or else i would be perminatly suspended from the school. i screamed “ANTI-CBATER ALERT! RAPE TIME!” and pushed him out the window. but instead of everyone laughing, the vice principal started screaming about why i pushed the principal out the window and my teacher stood in shock. i t posed (to assert dominence) and started beatboxing the cbat beatbox. the vice principal then locked the door and called the police. i then screamed "THATS PRETTY ANTI-CBATIC"and got out my phone out to check my reddit notifications. 5 minutes later the police arrived and i was taken to the police station. after being held in jail for a week, i was taken to court and was charged with assault and sentenced to 1 month of psychiatric treatment.