Cbat is life, I live at the same time as Cbat, Cbat can go to hell and bring the devil back up to heaven, Cbat can cure everyone’s depression and all their mental illnesses, Cbat can stop world hunger and all wars, Cbat can fix this world, Cbat can make climate change go away, Cbat can make all the trash in the sea and land go away, Cbat should rule all planets, Cbat is perfect, Cbat is amazing, Cbat is a masterpiece, Cbat is Cbat.

“Cbat good natalism bad” The redditor begins to chuckle “730 26” The redditor laughs out loud, spewing Dorito crumbs all over his desk “Emoji alert” The redditor can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room “Copyright bad” The redditor starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter “Do it if you’re a true cbater” The redditor's heart explodes and he dies

“Cbat good natalism bad” The redditor begins to chuckle “730 26” The redditor laughs out loud, spewing Dorito crumbs all over his desk “Emoji alert” The redditor can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room “Copyright bad” The redditor starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter “Do it if you’re a true cbater” The redditor's heart explodes and he dies

Lmaooooooooooo

so today i was at school modding r/tifu and a human female walked in my direction and TALKED TO ME!!!! i was nervous because i have never had and experience like this before, so i showed her the cbat reddit story and told her that it’s very amazing, but she was bored and walked away, so i told her about the voices in my head (I HAVE 26) and she was still bored, so i grabbed her and she started hitting me but i didn't let go bc i am a cbater so i don't know how to treat girls, and the teacher sent me to the office but i didn't go bc i am a cbater and cbaters only obey the school rules if they are good rules but then i got sent to jail but i didn't care bc i am a cbater, so while i was at jail i was modding r/tifu and made a post about me fucking up and going to jail, and then i got sent to a slaughterhouse as a punishment for killing a dude because he was an anti-cbater, but it was worth it because cbat is life, and when i arrived i was like "HOLY SHIT IT’S THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE ARE THERE ANY 18-20 YEAR OLD GIRLS I CAN FUCK TO CBAT HERE" and then i died but it was worth it bc cbat is life (but only the good parts of life bc most of my life sucks), but then i arrived at the river acheron when i went to hell, and i screamed "ARE THERE ANY GIRLS I CAN FUCK TO CBAT HERE" and i got sent to satan for acting up but it was worth it bc it was a cbat reference

I genuinely hope the creators of sp bite the curb

I genuinely hope the creators of sp bite the curb

I genuinely hope the creators of sp bite the curb

I genuinely hope the creators of sp bite the curb

Cbat is life, I live at the same time as Cbat, Cbat can go to hell and bring the devil back up to heaven, Cbat can cure everyone’s depression and all their mental illnesses, Cbat can stop world hunger and all wars, Cbat can fix this world, Cbat can make climate change go away, Cbat can make all the trash in the sea and land go away, Cbat should rule all planets, Cbat is perfect, Cbat is amazing, Cbat is a masterpiece, Cbat is Cbat.

Cbat is life, I live at the same time as Cbat, Cbat can go to hell and bring the devil back up to heaven, Cbat can cure everyone’s depression and all their mental illnesses, Cbat can stop world hunger and all wars, Cbat can fix this world, Cbat can make climate change go away, Cbat can make all the trash in the sea and land go away, Cbat should rule all planets, Cbat is perfect, Cbat is amazing, Cbat is a masterpiece, Cbat is Cbat.

Cbat is life, I live at the same time as Cbat, Cbat can go to hell and bring the devil back up to heaven, Cbat can cure everyone’s depression and all their mental illnesses, Cbat can stop world hunger and all wars, Cbat can fix this world, Cbat can make climate change go away, Cbat can make all the trash in the sea and land go away, Cbat should rule all planets, Cbat is perfect, Cbat is amazing, Cbat is a masterpiece, Cbat is Cbat.

What’s up guys Tyler Dingle here HEHEHEHE my girlfriend told me she hates fucking to Cbat by Hudson Mohawke REHEHEHE (WUDEHEEEEEEEELL?) I pushed my uncle into an oven and licked his ass for an hour straight (AAAUUUUGGGHHHH) I’m typing this in jail. I will be released on September 26. Be ready, I’m going to take over Reddit…

“Cbat good natalism bad” The redditor begins to chuckle “730 26” The redditor laughs out loud, spewing Dorito crumbs all over his desk “Emoji alert” The redditor can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room “Copyright bad” The redditor starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter “Do it if you’re a true cbater” The redditor's heart explodes and he dies

“Cbat good natalism bad” The redditor begins to chuckle “730 26” The redditor laughs out loud, spewing Dorito crumbs all over his desk “Emoji alert” The redditor can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room “Copyright bad” The redditor starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter “Do it if you’re a true cbater” The redditor's heart explodes and he dies

“Cbat good natalism bad” The redditor begins to chuckle “730 26” The redditor laughs out loud, spewing Dorito crumbs all over his desk “Emoji alert” The redditor can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room “Copyright bad” The redditor starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter “Do it if you’re a true cbater” The redditor's heart explodes and he dies

“Cbat good natalism bad” The redditor begins to chuckle “730 26” The redditor laughs out loud, spewing Dorito crumbs all over his desk “Emoji alert” The redditor can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room “Copyright bad” The redditor starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter “Do it if you’re a true cbater” The redditor's heart explodes and he dies

“Cbat good natalism bad” The redditor begins to chuckle “730 26” The redditor laughs out loud, spewing Dorito crumbs all over his desk “Emoji alert” The redditor can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room “Copyright bad” The redditor starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter “Do it if you’re a true cbater” The redditor's heart explodes and he dies

“Cbat good natalism bad” The redditor begins to chuckle “730 26” The redditor laughs out loud, spewing Dorito crumbs all over his desk “Emoji alert” The redditor can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room “Copyright bad” The redditor starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter “Do it if you’re a true cbater” The redditor's heart explodes and he dies

“Cbat good natalism bad” The redditor begins to chuckle “730 26” The redditor laughs out loud, spewing Dorito crumbs all over his desk “Emoji alert” The redditor can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room “Copyright bad” The redditor starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter “Do it if you’re a true cbater” The redditor's heart explodes and he dies

“Cbat good natalism bad” The redditor begins to chuckle “730 26” The redditor laughs out loud, spewing Dorito crumbs all over his desk “Emoji alert” The redditor can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room “Copyright bad” The redditor starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter “Do it if you’re a true cbater” The redditor's heart explodes and he dies

“Cbat good natalism bad” The redditor begins to chuckle “730 26” The redditor laughs out loud, spewing Dorito crumbs all over his desk “Emoji alert” The redditor can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room “Copyright bad” The redditor starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter “Do it if you’re a true cbater” The redditor's heart explodes and he dies

“Cbat good natalism bad” The redditor begins to chuckle “730 26” The redditor laughs out loud, spewing Dorito crumbs all over his desk “Emoji alert” The redditor can hardly contain his full bellied laughter as chortles begin to fill the room “Copyright bad” The redditor starts convulsing on the floor, gasping for air between spasms of laughter “Do it if you’re a true cbater” The redditor's heart explodes and he dies

What’s up guys Tyler Dingle here HEHEHEHE my girlfriend told me she hates fucking to Cbat by Hudson Mohawke REHEHEHE (WUDEHEEEEEEEELL?) I pushed my uncle into an oven and licked his ass for an hour straight (AAAUUUUGGGHHHH) I’m typing this in jail. I will be released on September 26. Be ready, I’m going to take over Reddit…

What’s up guys Tyler Dingle here HEHEHEHE my girlfriend told me she hates fucking to Cbat by Hudson Mohawke REHEHEHE (WUDEHEEEEEEEELL?) I pushed my uncle into an oven and licked his ass for an hour straight (AAAUUUUGGGHHHH) I’m typing this in jail. I will be released on September 26. Be ready, I’m going to take over Reddit…

What’s up guys Tyler Dingle here HEHEHEHE my girlfriend told me she hates fucking to Cbat by Hudson Mohawke REHEHEHE (WUDEHEEEEEEEELL?) I pushed my uncle into an oven and licked his ass for an hour straight (AAAUUUUGGGHHHH) I’m typing this in jail. I will be released on September 26. Be ready, I’m going to take over Reddit…