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when you're balls deep in your 20 year old girlfriend to cbat and about to nut but then the kkk and the secret nazi organization hack your computer and change the screen from your 34 terabytes of senior midget minecraft fidget spinner helium vape porn to the earrape version of cbat when all of a sudden the fbi burst through your door while an anti-cbatism natalism rally tears down your basement walls triggering all your sex slaves' vietnam war flashbacks causing them to grab all of the guns you were going to shoot up the school with and start firing everywhere as the emo cbater quietly whispers "2 years" and hangs himself while his bomb ticks down while you sit back in the wheelchair you stole from the vegetable you threw onto the highway with all of your corgis dressed in rompers as you respect parents and crack open a cold one with your girlfriend of 2 years (nice) on a brisk saturday afternoon