My name is I Need A BBC In Me Or I’ll Make You Eat Your Parents and this is my story. So I was just waking my fish because I forgot to drink a zaza-flavored Grimace rizz shake and fuck Skibidi toilets to Cbat. After I finished walking my fish I went to the Miller Grove Birth Giving Ohio Center For Humans to kill some parents. Everyone there was a human except for one. She was a stupid pink pony. I asked why she was there and she said she’s getting a baby today and can’t find any pony birth giving centers. She introduced herself and then told me to look behind. I saw nothing. Just humans getting ready to give birth. I then felt her smacking my level 26 gyat. I looked back at her and she went back to giving birth. She was about to bring that stupid baby out of her body. I got out a sussy sigma gun from my pocket and shot that stupid ass mom pony before the baby came out. Everyone stared at me in shock and anger. They couldn’t believe it. They realized that I came here just to kill parents. I was going to kill everyone else but they threatened to arrest me. I ran back home and saw myself on the news. I was seen as bad just because I was antinatalist and killed parents.